So, I think it is possible that I have ridden every variation of the “Goliath” ¹ that exists at every Six Flags in the entire country.² I feel so familiar with this cute coaster³ that I thought I could videotape the ride.⁴ Well, you’ll soon see that I only made it to the top of the hill until I wimped out. Though, I still give myself props for holding my phone in my hands WITH my arms up the entire ride.⁵

1. You may know it as the Titan, Superman, etc. I used to put toilet paper in my sneakers when I was a kid to boost my height to ride this bad boy. I’m THAT dedicated.
2. Thank you, Bamboozle Roadshow & Warped Tour for more flags and more fun. I think I may puke before I ever eat another bite of Dip n Dots.
3. I’m still using my alliterations, Mrs. Nuzman!
4. I know I’m going to get a call from my mom in t-minus ten minutes yelling at me for “being so careless with my precious iPhone”. It’s called multitasking! How else would I have captured that beautiful view? I HAD NO CHOICE!
5. Ten points for Gryffindor.

Can you tell I’ve been reading WAY too much Klosterman lately?

JV

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